La vida es un rumor que esparció la muerte.

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Soy un conjunto de átomos que conforman unidades con funciones diversas las cuales forman parte de un cuerpo sólido y frágil que los seres pensantes de este planeta llaman humano.
it me
- me when it me (via broveria)

i wouldnt mind the fall of humanity even if it meant to also vanish from what we call life

i am so disappointed with humans that i feel shameful for being one myself

so if what we call “the apocalypse” happens; good riddance. 

necturusmaculosus:

hurleyquinn:

insidiouspie:

blue-eyed-hanji:

did this girl embrace the fact that her face became a meme?

yes. yes she did.

most of her youtube is devoted to being the overly attached girlfriend and it’s lovely

she’s great

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

al-the-stuff-i-like:

I don’t blog cosplay unless it’s really really incredible

and this is omg

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)